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There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Francisco
Heaven
May

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Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
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How can I fail when I have no purpose?
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It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
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Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
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If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
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Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
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Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
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I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
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Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
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It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
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It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
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I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
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If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
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Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
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If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
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All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
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There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
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