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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
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Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
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I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
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History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.
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