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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
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All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
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I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
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I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
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If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
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There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
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Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
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Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?
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What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
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Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
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Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
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Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
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MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
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Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
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How can I fail when I have no purpose?
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If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
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We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.
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Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
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