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Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Communication
Completely
Broken
Wisdom
Mind
Life
Inform
Communications
Troops

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