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I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
Author
Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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Anything
Enough
Desperate
Conditions

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