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We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
Author
Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Fault
Faults
Together
Much
Sarcastic

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