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You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She's the most beautiful creature you ever saw - Ava Gardner - and says, I like you and why don't we get together? What are you going to say, No? You'd have to be an idiot. She was an incredible creature.

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Artie Shaw
Age: 94 †
Born: 1910
Born: May 23
Died: 2004
Died: December 29
Bandleader
Clarinetist
Composer
Conductor
Film Actor
Jazz Musician
Music Arranger
Saxophonist
Writer
New York City
New York
Arthur Jacob Arshawsky
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I think that band [Glenn Miller] was the beginning of the end. It was a mechanized version of what they called jazz music. I still can't stand to listen to it.
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I like the music. I love it & live it in fact. But for me the business part of music just plain stinks.
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An artist should write for himself & not for an audience. If the audience likes it, great. If not, they can keep away.
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If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat.
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There's such a cynicism about the phrase 'I laughed all the way to the bank.' It's as though money is what you're doing, rather than playing music. If you're playing a money game, why not get into banking?
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The distance between me and Benny [Goodman], was that I was trying to play a musical thing, and Benny was trying to swing. Benny had great fingers I'd never deny that. But listen to our two versions of 'Star Dust.' I was playing he was swinging.
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I can't understand guys who just have to have your autograph. What do you do when you get home, take it out & look at it?
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The bandleader is a musician trying to sell a mass commodity and in order to do so successfully he must accommodate himself to mass standards. Unless he can do this comfortably, sooner or later he is sunk.
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I was really running a music school back then, because my band wasn't making any money. I keep talking about money, because most people don't understand the part of money in running a band.
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Listening to Benny [Goodman] talk about the clarinet was like listening to a surgeon get hung up on a scalpel.
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An audience is in many respects no more than a mob under loose control.
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The good old days are neither better nor worse than the ones we're living through right now.
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You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.
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When I first met Benny Goodman he wouldn't talk about anything but clarinets, mouthpieces, reeds, etc. When I tried to change the subject, he said 'But that's what we have in common. We both play clarinet.' I said, 'No, Benny, that's where we're different. You play clarinet, I play music.'
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I did all you can do with a clarinet. Any more would have been less.
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Somebody asked me once, 'Do you think that swing will ever come back?' And I said, 'Do you think the 1938 Ford will ever come back?'
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People ask what those women saw in me. Let's face it, I wasn't a bad-looking stud. But that's not it. It's the music it's standing up there under the lights. A lot of women just flip looks have nothing to do with it. You call Mick Jagger good-looking?
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An entertainer pleases others while an artist only has to please himself.
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If you don’t see the wonder in the most ordinary phenomenon, you’re not going to resonate very much.
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I'm not comfortable with categories, and I distrust most definitions. The word 'definition' is based on the word 'finite,' which would seem to indicate that once we've defined something, we don't need to think about it anymore.
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