Quote

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

Artie Lange

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
Jr.
Arthur Lange
Jr.
Artie Steven Lange
Jr.
Artie Lange
Jr.
Ems
Drugs
Cool
Drug
Hate

More quotes by Artie Lange

Image
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world
Artie Lange
Image
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
Artie Lange
Image
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Artie Lange
Image
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
Artie Lange
Image
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
Artie Lange
Image
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Artie Lange
Image
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
Artie Lange
Image
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
Artie Lange
Image
It's good to be alive.
Artie Lange
Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
Artie Lange
Image
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Artie Lange
Image
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
Artie Lange
Image
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
Artie Lange
Image
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
Artie Lange
Image
I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
Artie Lange
Image
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
Artie Lange
Image
But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
Artie Lange
Image
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
Artie Lange
Image
All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
Artie Lange
Image
It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
Artie Lange