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Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Television Actor
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
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It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
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I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
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I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
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I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
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