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Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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