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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
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I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
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I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
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