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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
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Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
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Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
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If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
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It's good to be alive.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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