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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
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Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
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If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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I was always a thin kid I was an athlete.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
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It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
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I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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