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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
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Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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I was always a thin kid I was an athlete.
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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
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All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
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At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
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I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
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