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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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