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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
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I was always a thin kid I was an athlete.
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