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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Film Producer
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New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world
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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
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I was always a thin kid I was an athlete.
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
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Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
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It's good to be alive.
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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
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Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
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