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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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