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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
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I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
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Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
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It's good to be alive.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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