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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Film Producer
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
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