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It's good to be alive.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Arthur Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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Artie Lange
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Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
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I was always a thin kid I was an athlete.
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
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I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
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I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
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I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
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