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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

Artie Lange

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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