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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

Artie Lange

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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Arthur Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
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Artie Lange
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
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You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
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I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
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If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
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I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
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If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
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Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
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