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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
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Film Producer
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Screenwriter
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Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
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