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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

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Artie Lange
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: October 11
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Livingston
New Jersey
Arthur Steven Lange
Jr.
Arthur Lange
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Artie Steven Lange
Jr.
Artie Lange
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Moderation
Drinking
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