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I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

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Arthur Smith
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: November 27
Actor
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Bermondsey
Surrey
Brian Arthur John Smith
Brian Smith
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