If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.