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Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

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Art Donovan
Age: 88 †
Born: 1925
Born: June 5
Died: 2013
Died: August 4
American Football Player
New York City
New York
Back
Doors
Plates
Keystone
Something
Already
Flat
Cabin
Like
Wife
Flats
Cabins
Open
Walked
Spaghetti
Face
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Door
Italy
Keystones

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