My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

That's where the money is, on the road.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You gotta bring back a ball, a hat or something. You can't just give away that sh*t for free.'

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.