That's where the money is, on the road.

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You gotta bring back a ball, a hat or something. You can't just give away that sh*t for free.'

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.