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Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Anton Szandor LaVey

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Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I love them does that not place me at their mercy?
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Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!
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Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!
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There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.
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The TV set, or Satanic family altar, has grown more elaborate since the early 50s, from the tiny, fuzzy screen to huge ‘entertainment centers’ covering entire walls with several TV monitors. What started as an innocent respite from everyday life has become in itself a replacement for real life for millions, a major religion of the masses.
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