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Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Anton Szandor LaVey

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I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.
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Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams! Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit! Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
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How could you set yourself up as the most powerful institution on earth? You first find out what every man feels at least once a day, establish that as a sin, and set yourself up as the only institution capable of pardoning that sin.
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Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!
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If a person wants to be hurt and enjoys suffering, then there is no reason not to indulge him in his wont.
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The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such
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The TV set, or Satanic family altar, has grown more elaborate since the early 50s, from the tiny, fuzzy screen to huge ‘entertainment centers’ covering entire walls with several TV monitors. What started as an innocent respite from everyday life has become in itself a replacement for real life for millions, a major religion of the masses.
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If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
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The only thing Christianity ever contributed to Satanism was the name
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Satanism represents a form of controlled selfishness.
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I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.
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Satanism is not a white light religion it is a religion of the flesh, the mundane, the carnal - all of which are ruled by Satan, the personification of the Left Hand Path.
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I visualize the day that tridents and pentagrams are thrust into the sky from church roofs instead of crosses.
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Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at one time or another, considered magic.
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Those that would say Satanist would like to kill animal's, sacrifice animals I would say they would make ideal animal sacrifices, I love animals and animals have always been part of me.
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I give people Ayn Rand with trappings.
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Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
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In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
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A Satanist practices the motto, If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other! Let no wrong go unredressed.
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Satanism represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
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