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I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.
Anthony Jeselnik
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Anthony Jeselnik
Age: 45
Born: 1978
Born: December 22
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Television Producer
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
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