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I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.
Anthony Jeselnik
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Anthony Jeselnik
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: December 22
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My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.
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My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
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When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.
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I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.
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I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
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A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.
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You look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails.
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What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.
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I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.
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Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.
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Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it
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Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
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An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
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I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.
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Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.
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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
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Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes.
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I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.
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