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What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.

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Anthony Jeselnik
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: December 22
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Producer
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’.
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