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I’m not a religious person I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
Anthony Jeselnik
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Anthony Jeselnik
Age: 45
Born: 1978
Born: December 22
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My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.
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My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
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I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.
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