Inner beauty is for amateurs.

Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.

I work hard, and managing an inventory-based business can be extremely stressful. The upside is that, as long as I get my job done, I can take time off pretty much any time I want.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and thanks to all the advances that have been made by environmentally conscientious printers, I can get my message across while keeping my carbon footprint relatively small.

...and then she realized: they WERE all alike!