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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

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Ann Landers
Age: 83 †
Born: 1918
Born: July 4
Died: 2002
Died: June 22
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Sioux City
Iowa
Ann Landers
Esther Pauline Friedman
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