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I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.

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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.
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In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.
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I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.
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At every other workplace in the nation - even Mal-Mart! - workers are being laid off. But no one at any of the bloated government bureaucracies ever need fear receiving a pink slip. All 64,750 employees at the department of Health and Human Services are apparently absolutely crucial to the smooth functioning of the department.
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I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.
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I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.
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In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually begun to enforce U.S. immigration laws.
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Democrats all claim they'll get rough with the terrorists, but they can't even face Brit Hume.
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The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion 'safe, legal and rare.' The most effective way to make something 'rare' is to make it illegal.
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Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.
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If liberals think Iraqis are genetically incapable of pulling off even the most rudimentary form of democracy, why do they believe 50 million Mexicans will magically become good Americans, imbued in the nation's history and culture, upon crossing the Rio Grande? Maybe we should dunk Iraqis in the Rio and see what happens.
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To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush's Crawford ranch, ... It's the strangest method of grieving I've seen since Paul Wellstone's funeral. Someone needs to teach these liberals how to mourn.
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One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still existed.
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Would that it were so! ... That the American military were targeting journalists.
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If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores ' to ensure some of their graduates would be U.S. senators one day ' the Constitution wouldn't stop them. What the states, including state colleges, cannot do under the Constitution is discriminate on the basis of race.
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What I and other commentators do is attempt to move the public opinion. We try to change minds.
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Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
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Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.
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You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.
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Ed The Truth Is Illegal Markey responded to Teamster support for ANWR by dismissively sniffing, it was only one issue. Luckily, the Democrats have all those other issues dear to the heart of the average blue-collar worker: abortion on demand, gay marriage and taxpayer-funded crucifixes submerged in urine.
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