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From the people who brought you zero tolerance, I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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