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Ann Coulter

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Ann Coulter
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
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In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.
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Since liberals never print retractions, they can say anything. What they said in the past is always deemed inadmissible and unfair to quote.
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As long as American liberals are going to keep announcing that they're embarrassed for their country, how about being embarrassed by our public schools or by our ridiculous trial lawyer culture that other countries find laughable?
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Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
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Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
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Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.
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I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.
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It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into.
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At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.
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Do not allow Democrats anywhere near foreign policy. Not even to keep them away from domestic policy. It's a mistake to ask those who don't even like democracy to defend it.
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I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that's really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.
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I'm more of a man than any liberal.
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If we had complete knowledge, you wouldn't need any intelligence gathering whatsoever. The president isn't god. We do have intelligence gathering.
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If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape they called him an illiterate baboon.
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That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.
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But ultimately, the purpose of marriage is to transmit civilization to the next generation. There has never been an institution that does it as well as marriage, and that is marriage between a man and a woman.
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Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.
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We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.
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If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.
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