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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into.
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There's been another mass shooting by a crazy person, and liberals still refuse to consider institutionalizing the dangerously mentally ill.
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No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.
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I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.
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Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.
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I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.
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Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.
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Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost
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I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.
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I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions...
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As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein's charming practices: “If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning.” It's not as if anyone is worried that we're making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake.
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Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
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We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.
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Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.
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'Moderate Republican' is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren't so conspicuous, the 'New York Times' would start referring to 'nice Republicans' and 'mean Republicans'
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We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
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Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea they just change the name. Abortion becomes choice, communist becomes progressive, communist dictatorship becomes people's democratic republic and Nikita Khrushchev becomes Barack Obama.
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Before the New York Times starts running Portraits in Grief of former Enron employees, it's worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security trust fund.
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Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.
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In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.
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