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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.
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Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.
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It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq.
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So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.
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I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.
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If liberals think Iraqis are genetically incapable of pulling off even the most rudimentary form of democracy, why do they believe 50 million Mexicans will magically become good Americans, imbued in the nation's history and culture, upon crossing the Rio Grande? Maybe we should dunk Iraqis in the Rio and see what happens.
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Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
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College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.
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If Americans loved judicial activism, liberals wouldn't be lying about what it is. Judicial activism means making up constitutional rights in order to strike down laws the justices don't like based on their personal preferences. It's not judicial activism to strike down laws because they violate the Constitution.
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That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.
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I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.
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These days, even a moderate Democrat is someone who thinks you shouldn't be taught fisting until you're at least 12 years old.
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Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
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I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that's really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.
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The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve?
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As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.
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I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.
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The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.
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All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving 'tax cuts' to people who don't pay taxes.
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Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost
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