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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
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When Minutemen leader Jim Gilchrist and his black colleague Marvin Stewart were invited by the College Republicans to speak at Columbia last year, the tolerant, free-speech-loving Columbia students violently attacked them, shutting down the speech.
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Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.
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What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies
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David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?
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A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.
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The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.
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[Liberals] are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.
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When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.
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Democrats all claim they'll get rough with the terrorists, but they can't even face Brit Hume.
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Obviously, I'm a fan of satire. I'd debate anyone, but it would have to be the actual person. That would be my only hesitation about debating Stephen Colbert. If he were playing a character, it wouldn't really work.
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There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.
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The Democrats pretended to care about black people for about five minutes to help their electoral process, and then civil rights suddenly became abortion on demand, gay marriage, rights for the homeless, etc.
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Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
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CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.
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Almost everything wrong with our health care system comes from government interference with the free market. If the health care system is broken, then fix it. Don't try to invent a new one premised on all the bad ideas that are causing problems in the first place.
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All we can do is politely ask aliens from suspect nations to leave ... while we sort the peace-loving immigrants from the murderous fanatics.... Muslim immigrants who agree to spy on the millions of Muslim citizens unaffected by the deportation order can stay.
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This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it doesn't really matter what he was referring to.
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I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.
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You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?
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