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Ann Coulter
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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Isn't food important? Why not universal food coverage? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us free food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing about the food crisis in America, and you'd be on the phone with your food care provider arguing about whether or not a Reuben sandwich with fries was covered under your plan.
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That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.
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Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.
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Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
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Invalidating laws has absolutely nothing to do with judicial activism. It depends on whether the law is unconstitutional or not. That's really the key point.
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Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.
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Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
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If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don't answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans. They are rebelling against at least 99 percent of their professors.
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Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.
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Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.
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Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.
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If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores ' to ensure some of their graduates would be U.S. senators one day ' the Constitution wouldn't stop them. What the states, including state colleges, cannot do under the Constitution is discriminate on the basis of race.
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Harriet Miers isn't qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on The West Wing , let alone to be a real one.
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Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.
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The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.
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College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.
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Our Blacks Are Better Than Their's
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Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.
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The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.
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I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.
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