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Ann Coulter

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Ann Coulter
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: December 8
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Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.
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When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.
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Fundamentalist Muslim terrorists kill three thousand Americans, but America isn't supposed to respond, because if we respond, they'll respond. We always hear about 'karmic retributions' and the 'cycle of violence' only after we've been hit.
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Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.
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Liberals despise the rule of law because it interferes with their ability to rule by mob. They love to portray themselves as the weak taking on the powerful. But it is the least powerful who suffer the most once the rule of law is gone.
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Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for Democrats to be in denial about the Republican electoral juggernaut, but it's strange that Republicans are in denial about it too.
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One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still existed.
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Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.
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Democrats cannot conceive of hate speech towards Christians because, in their eyes, Christians always deserve it.
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Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.
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My track record is pretty good on predictions.
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Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, Of course, we all agree, your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.
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Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.
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What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies
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We didn't raise this issue, the courts raised it. The courts jammed it down our throats, at the risk of insulting any of my gay male fans.
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The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
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As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.
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This is the difference between conservatives and liberals. Liberals want justices to vote a certain way. We, conservatives, want a particular legal philosophy, a philosophy for how to interpret the Constitution.
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Democrats are not angry about 9/11. Sad, maybe - sad that it didn't happen on Clinton's watch so his legacy would be more than a semen stain. But they're not angry.
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If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.
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