All of us wish we had an Alice. I wish I had an Alice.

I don't do anything to be lovable. I have no control.

My mother would write letters when I was away at camp and say, 'There's an Ann-shaped space around the house. Nobody fills an Ann-shaped space except an Ann.' I'm convinced we all have a God-shaped space in us, and until we fill that space with God, we'll never know what it is to be whole.

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt.

For most people, I'm just Alice. But I don't mind. Now, if I were Alice the ax murderer, then I'd hate it.