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I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Andy Van Slyke

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Andy Van Slyke
Age: 63
Born: 1960
Born: December 21
Baseball Coach
Baseball Player
Utica
New York
Andrew James Van Slyke
Baseball
Walking
Seltzer
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Fizz
Plop
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