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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.

Andy Samberg

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Andy Samberg
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: August 18
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Berkeley
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Andrew David Samberg
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