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There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it.
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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
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A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
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When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, Things aren't as good as they used to be. But it's hard not to.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
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