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Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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New York
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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
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I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
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If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.
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I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
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