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I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
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War Correspondent
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New York
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