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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Anything
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Blender
Way
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Warranty
Never
Break
Blenders
Like
Face
Appliances
Though
Breaks
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Faces
Send
Happens
Anyway
Appliance
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