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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
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Albany
New York
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We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not have attacked Iraq without the okay of the United Nations. Now we have to live with that mistake. We're living with it, and too many of our guys are dying with it.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
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Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Andy Rooney
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
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Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
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I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
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Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
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I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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