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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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New York
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I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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